Sunday, November 8, 2009

It is not good for man to be alone

No pictures for this blog. It is just a confession as to why it is not good for man (especially me) to be alone.

1. I buy Cheetos - Cheddar Jalapeno Crunchy (and end up with orange, spicy fingers)
2. I drink milk directly from the jug without a glass (why dirty a dish?)
3. I eat ice cream directly from the carton (same reason as #2)
4. I wash no dish before its time (we've got a lot of spoons and knives)
5. I do not make the bed every day (or any day)
6. I turn up the stereo to listen to my music (from anywhere in the house)
7. I watch sports and programs that would normally be considered a waste of time
8. I have nothing to look forward to at home after a day of work
9. I have no one to talk to and don't want to go anywhere by myself
10. I can burp loudly after drinking a soda but have no one to whom I can apologize

Fortunately, Mom is coming home tomorrow night. WooHoo! I'm going to clean up my act before she gets here. I think I'll go do the dishes now.